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 This poem is dedicated to William:

My friend Sally is a little femme,

But it’s weird, cause she doesn’t like men.

The Nile has lots of sediment,

And Third Eye Blind has a speech impediment.

Sally’s got ten fingers and toes,

But I wonder where that other appendage goes?

She has brown hair, and sometimes a mustache, too,

And she also stands up when she goes to the loo….

Across Pflumm street, with her pants down, Sally ran,

And, Oh yeah…you guys…Sally’s a man…

I know there’s not really a large variety of things that I do on the weekends, but this weekend I went for a little change of pace. Instead of going over to William and Nicole’s, they came over here….ooooo….ahhhhh. lol anyway, it was really the same old stuff, except we played boxers or briefs which was a really fun game. Lol I talk about games so much, i should get paid. But I love playing games!! anyway, that’s really all….

I went over to William and Nicole’s again last night, since that’s like all I do on the weekends now, and we had fun. We played Cranium for a while (which is really fun, by the way), and we tried to play some other game, but by the time we tried to play it we were already too drunk and we tried to read the rules but then we kept forgetting to pay attention and then once we finished reading em, we couldn’t remember the rules, so I think William and I made up our own version of the game in which the winner was the one who could move his gamepiece to the other side of the board fastest…lol I think we both won…anyway, good times….

I would just like to let everybody know that I am officially an old woman. Alisa and I bought the card game canasta, and we’ve been playing it like waaaay too much the last couple days. It’s really fun though!!! But at the age of 24 I’m already acting like an old woman sitting around the table and playing Canasta….pretty soon we’re gonna have a whole club, and then you know the end is near. Lol but we’ve told ourselves that we’re not really old, cause it’s “Canasta Caliente.” Which is like the new and hip version of Canasta, meant for young people…lol or something…anyway, i just wanted you all to know so that if I break my hip or smething soon, you know why.

Nicole,

Who is not quite as skinny as a beanpole

But who has gobs and gobs of soul.

Who can be the best of friends,

and is still there for you at the end(s).

Who will look at my poem and think,

“boy this thing really does stink.”

But will still smile and tell me it’s good

Because she will never be rood.

rood=rude…lol cause it rhymes….

lol this is my dedication to Nicole…and although you may never believe it, that was probably the best poem I will ever write.

Today’s entry is dedicated to William. May the tequila eternally flow and the women always be topless. Lol I think that’s like a really good drinking-to thing….a toast. I didn’t wanna say, “it’s a really good toast,” cause then maybe you’d just think I was eating a really good piece of cooked bread while I was talking, which I’m not. I meant that next time we’re drinking, somebody should say “may the tequila eternally flow (or maybe ‘flow eternally’) and the women always be topless” except you don’t actually have to say that part that’s in parenthesis….and maybe the women shouldn’t always be topless, cause that might make Nicole mad…In fact, I think now I might have to dedicate my next entry to Nicole, just to make up for this entry that I dedicated to William….I hope I’m not in trouble…

We had sooo much fun this weekend, you guys should have all come!! Nicole and I went on a drunken walk, and we found a rug that somebody left handing on the railing outside their apartment (they must’ve left it there to dry or something). So we took the rug and put it around the corner where they wouldn’t see it, then we went back to her apartment and wrote a ransom note and put it where the rug had been. But, because we’re losers and we’re pansies, we told them at the end of the note that their rug was around the corner. Now you’re all probly glad that you didn’t come…Anyway, we had a blast =)~